Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

After listening to my then three year old argue with me for several minutes, my Father-in-law said to her "You sure are stubborn."

She shrugged and said "It usually works for me!"


One day I came in to find the living room a disaster area.
I said, "Did you do this?" (Why do we ask these stupid questions anyway?)
Again she shrugged and said, "In all probability, yeah." She was 4!

I think I need to save up for law school!

 

[speckledhen]

Smart little rugrat you have there, LOL!

 

[Missouri chick]

In church one Sunday a little girl asked her daddy to request the song "Chocolate Jesus". Dad thought she was being rude and gave her a warning. Later in the service during the song "Just a little talk with Jesus" he heard her singing,
Just a little Chocolate Jesus makes it right.........

 

[MissPrissy]

Kids really are cute - when they are quiet and belong to someone else

Hahahaha! Just kidding I have a few of them ages 21, 12, 10 and 2.

 

[DouglasPeeps]

hehe

loved it!

 

[tazcat70]

I have been wanting to post this story here for a few days and I just kept forgetting....

My daughter (age 6) and I were out planting tomato plants. Rusty (our Welsummer roo that Katy gave us) was scratching and pecking and calling to the girls. My daughter then tells me "Mom, Rusty's wattles look like the devils butt crack." I was stunned, and then burst out laughing, she didn't think it was THAT funny. Yes, I am warped!

 

[Farmer Kitty]

My three year old came crying one day wanting the sparkles off her arm and hand. We couldn't see any "sparkles". Turns out she had been laying on the arm and it had fallen asleep! Her "sparkles" were the prickley feeling.

 

[yellowdragon]

I have a 5 and 3 year old. My 5 yearold girl like the 5 dollar foot long commerical ( for subway). Well one day she was singing it and it was lunch time so she ask if we can eat there. So I say sure. Well she goes and singings it to my 3 yr old boy. I heard him raise his voice.. he says " No, I don't want a 5 dollar foot long. I want a five dollar Hamburger".
Now you all know his fav. food

 

[Godiva]

Oh glory! What a laugh I had with your stories! And the one about the devils butt crack had me crying! I have to remember these to tell DH when he gets home after a trying day!! SO FUNNY!

 

[ChickenGirl95]

cute