Kids say the darnedest things!

[Funky Feathers]

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My brother, when he was 4, called it "Go-gee".

 

[briana1975]

My oldest son was 3 when I started to really show when I was pregnant with his brother. One day in the car he asked me why I swollowed his baby brother since he was "in my tummy", that is what he thought.

 

[Andora]

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My brother, when he was 4, called it "Go-gee".

My nearly 3 year old calls yogurt "eric" and we don't know why. She has always called it that. We get some odd looks in the grocery store when she yells, "I love white eric! Don't forget my white eric, momma!"

 

[rnoyster]

Years ago, McDonalds came out with the little song about what was on a Big Mac. My son, about 6 at the time, sang this. " Two all beef patties, special sauce, let us sneeze pickles on a sesame seed bun!"

 

[shelleyd2008]

And the sad part about that is that they probably would!

 

[JennsPeeps]

Yesterday my neighbor's daughter, who is nearly 4, asked what time Mr. Gene (DF) would be back from school. I said that he didn't go to school anymore and asked why she thought he was at school. She said, "then why does he always have a big backpack?"

It was actually very good logic on her part!

 

[Sallyschickens]

When my nephew was about 4 years old, he told us there were mops on his house's windows. We had no idea what in the heck he was talking about. On day we were visiting and he showed us the mops on his windows...they were moths attracted to the indoor lights!

I'm a teacher and my age group is 3-6 year olds. I have a lot of "kid sayings" in my back pocket, but my favorite one is from a 3 year old named Samantha. She said one morning "My mommy is mad at my daddy b/c his secretary keeps spending the night."

 

[sweet tweets]

My son, when he was about 3 once announced to family and friends who were at our house for a barbaque, that they should, "Come out and see the hamburgers with the knockwurst." The friends and family looked confused until we decoded that the wanted them to come see the hummingbirds with the binoculars!" LOL

 

[sweet tweets]

A friend had two young sons, and in their house family baths and showers were common. One day one of the boys pointed to her "chest" and asked why she still had "them" because no one needed the milk anymore.

My own son, DS #2 once looked at my sister as she crossed the room and then looked at me. Back and forth a couple of times and then asked, "Why are hers ("chest") bigger than yours?" I have NEVER in my life time had a good explanation for that one and I just answered that I took after my dad....

Thanks for helping me remember these funny things - the 2 sons are now in their 20's, I will have to bring these up again sometime.....LOL

 

[Sallyschickens]