Kiki's upcoming party

[CHlCKEN]

The cockerel says:
“It was a simple and inevitable death. But since I’m given the chance to, I’d like to say, Please make sure there is an even number of carrots and celery. I just can’t stand when vegetables are distributed in a careless way”

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But I can do so much in real life!

I'm the opposite -- I'm about as dangerous as a wet duckling.
Welllllllllll... don't corner me -- I'll still fight tooth and nail.

 

[CHlCKEN]

I'm the opposite -- I'm about as dangerous as a wet duckling.
Welllllllllll... don't corner me -- I'll still fight tooth and nail.

A wet duckling is dangerous if it walks over your phone

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Why?

Self-sufficient lifestyle, I think, and a surplus of raccoons and skunks.
Also tasty chickens.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

A wet duckling is dangerous if it walks over your phone

I'm assuming that you mean a smartphone. I don't have one of those, so a wet duckling is pretty low-key on the "Danger List."
Wet toddlers, on the other hand....

 

[CHlCKEN]

I'm assuming that you mean a smartphone. I don't have one of those, so a wet duckling is pretty low-key on the "Danger List."
Wet toddlers, on the other hand....

Scratch that, how about wet ducklings and pine shavings

 

[R2elk]

Hol' up a sec, does this mean that I can't stab and/or eviscerate anyone to death?

Only the team leaders can kill anyone. If you want the power to kill, petition Queen Keeks to let you become a team leader.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Scratch that, how about wet ducklings and pine shavings

They'd just trail pine shavings around. Not that dangerous, unless they somehow manage to get inside my modem/computer-tower-thing/whatever-it-is. Not the monitor, the other thing. With the USB ports and stuff. That thing.
What the heck would the duckling be doing in there?

 

[Nabiki]

Hol' up a sec, does this mean that I can't stab and/or eviscerate anyone to death?

You can stab and eviscerate to your heart's content. If you want someone actually dead, though, deliver them up to one of the rulers.

 

[Nabiki]

Today's experiment has begun. 3 quail halves, two small potatoes, a bit of broccoli and rice.