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Very well.Might want to explain.
I am a Blood Princess -- currently the Princess of Blood Plagues, as my title says -- and have a fascination with guts and anatomy. I dissect and occasionally take apart and put back together the specimens that are delivered to me.
I am something of a nurse to my ruler(s), and am also a chef, though I refuse to use the specimens in my food. My weapons include a bathroom scale, a staple gun, scalpels, and knives.
I am benign to my allies, and to certain others outside of the kingdom. I am loyal and listen to orders, and gleefully carry out most of them.
I also sometimes lapse into Shakespearean prose. This is nothing abnormal, however, and so fear not.

