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[Sapphire Sebright]

Teachers can't spell or proofread nowadays.

PREPOSTEROUS!
SEND THEM TO ME THAT I MAY TEACH THEM PROPER SPELLING, GRAMMAR, AND PUNCTUATION!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ridiculous. I'm probably the only parent in the class that looks at this crap/notices.
I feel like I must say something if she doesn't correct stuff by tomorrow.

Send them to me....

 

[R2elk]

PREPOSTEROUS!
SEND THEM TO ME THAT I MAY TEACH THEM PROPER SPELLING, GRAMMAR, AND PUNCTUATION!
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It won't work. They are incapable of learning.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I've never ridden a school bus.

I've never ridden any bus.
Or plane.
Or train.
Or ship.
I did ride in an ambulance, though, but I was unconscious for about 90% of the time.

 

[MarkJr]

I've never ridden any bus.
Or plane.
Or train.
Or ship.
I did ride in an ambulance, though, but I was unconscious for about 90% of the time.

Fire trucks are more fun.

 

[HappyDuckie]

I've never ridden any bus.
Or plane.
Or train.
Or ship.
I did ride in an ambulance, though, but I was unconscious for about 90% of the time.

I have been on a boat once. Never plane or train or any sort of bus, though. Why were you in the ambulance?

 

[R2elk]

I've never ridden any bus.
Or plane.
Or train.
Or ship.
I did ride in an ambulance, though, but I was unconscious for about 90% of the time.

Buses, planes, trains, boats, canoes, but no ships or ambulances.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

See, I was polite and did not mention it because she cannot edit it.

Such a gentleman.

Moms don't get to lock doors.

Well, then, I suppose that I'd best work on my modesty.
Say anything suggestive about that and what it means to have kids of one's own, and I'll off you.

 

[R2elk]

I have been on a boat once. Never plane or train or any sort of bus, though. Why were you in the ambulance?

Diabetic shock.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I have been on a boat once. Never plane or train or any sort of bus, though. Why were you in the ambulance?

Diabeetus.
(I can't believe that I just answered with a meme.)