Kiki's upcoming party

[Kiki]

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@RoosterML.

 

[Kiki]

That is a very much not-safe question, so I'll just say no.

I'll staple them to the ground!

Not safe. I laughed out loud.

 

[Kiki]

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Cut it up! And get pics!

 

[CHlCKEN]

Not safe. I laughed out loud.

Not safe at all. I wouldn’t trust her with a stapler either

 

[Kiki]

I've had beef, pork, chicken, turkey, gator, and kangaroo. And of course fish.
My favorite is definitely steal though

Oops, meant to post this eailer, oh well

What is steal?
Steal dog steal?

 

[Kiki]

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You should get one just like this for ypur new house.
It's pretty isn't it?

 

[Kiki]

The wind's picked up some. I put on my oilskin to put the chickens & turkeys & ducks & geese to bed. Geez! WTH happened to my global warming? 'Bout ready to sue somebody for breach of promise. It didn't use to be so cold here so early, late & so unremitting.

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What is oilskin?

 

[Kiki]

So wrong. Those aren’t doing so hot right meow anyways. Too gross everywhere we have been. We have some cordycep cultures but haven’t moved on to the next phase.

Parasites are where it’s at.

I knew it.
I was going to guess worms.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Is that where you dine and dash? I suppose the flavor is in the danger.

What is steal?
Steal dog steal?

STEAK! I meant steak

 

[EverythingDucks]

What is steal?
Steal dog steal?

But I'd also like to steal a dog.
Still waiting for my chance to steal that boxer pupper.
And I want to steal a rabbit from this place..