Kiki's upcoming party

[Sapphire Sebright]

Don't you mean *on* your poor couch, Your Majesty?

Same thing! The couch had a mind of its own, I tell ya! It'd give me sassy, uppity lip when it went too long without use!
Even an upstart piece of furniture doesn't deserve that, though!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I went to Hollywood to get you an easier to clean version!!!!

Has it had things done on it? I'd rather not have this one spawn its own personality and tell me of all the horrors done....
Thank you, though.

 

[MarkJr]

Has it had things done on it? I'd rather not have this one spawn its own personality and tell me of all the horrors done....
Thank you, though.

Don’t ask questions you really don’t want answers to.

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

Same thing! The couch had a mind of its own, I tell ya! It'd give me sassy, uppity lip when it went too long without use!
Even an upstart piece of furniture doesn't deserve that, though!

Hm...it's probably been quite polite as of late, then. An improvement, I would think.

 

[MarkJr]

Don’t ask questions you really don’t want answers to.

Having said that...... ask me once more, I tell no lie.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Having said that...... ask me once more, I tell no lie.

Have things -- no, things -- been done on it?

Hm...it's probably been quite polite as of late, then. An improvement, I would think.

The poor thing, though!

 

[MarkJr]

Have things -- no, things -- been done on it?

The poor thing, though!

That particular couch. I doubt it. It was on display in Hollywood as part of an art exhibit from what I understand.
It does symbolize a casting couch, hence the verbiage on the floor in front of it.

 

[MarkJr]

That particular couch. I doubt it. It’s on display in Hollywood as part of an art exhibit from what I understand.
It does symbolize a casting couch, hence the verbiage on the floor in front of it.

Fancy thing to cite my ‘research’
https://laist.com/2017/10/14/removed_couch_sculpture.php

 

[MarkJr]

Night all!!

 

[RoosterML]

You’re all bark.

What!!! didn’t you see how angry I got at that quail plucker