Kiki's WeekEND Inked Pearly Masquerade Ball

[muddy75]

and maybe some shotgun shells? (2 ot buck should do the trick)

No you need to check out the new way wicked slugs they are making now!!!! Over 40mm expansion!!!!! I’d much rather be shot by a big bad scary ar 15!!!!!! Crossbow broad heads are pretty wicked too!!!!!

 

[featherhead007]

Speaking of unwanted pests, our oldest Son's Fiance's Family came by recently to discuss the upcoming Wedding. Now bear in mind, our Son and future Daughter in Law are nearly 30 years old and both have been on their own for years.

So my Son's future Mother In Law starts in on all this wedding planning bull-shat and I look at her husband and say, "wanna go outside and drink some whisky while these women-folk banter around about this nonsense.?" His wife gave him the stink eye and the fella sits back down and shuts his pie hole.

No biggie, I say, and grab the nearest semi-auto sporting rifle and proceed to the range for about 20 minutes, blasting away like its WW3!

My Son joined me and said "Dad, they're not gun people and they don't drink."

I just shook my head as my Son and I shot for a few more minutes then returned to the house. The whole walk back to the house I had my hand on my Son's shoulder patting him lovingly like a father does. I kept thinking about the "Power of The Vagina" as we walked.

Thankfully, the pests got the message and left and I enjoyed the rest of the evening by the chickens sippin brown whisky and thinking about life and lessons...

Had I done the same, my daughter wouldn't have married into that troll family she has now!
(Should have told me that sooner)

 

[featherhead007]

No you need to check out the new way wicked slugs they are making now!!!! Over 40mm expansion!!!!! I’d much rather be shot by a big bad scary ar 15!!!!!! Crossbow broad heads are pretty wicked too!!!!!

You know what Muddy? A leaking break line on a car works just as well!

 

[Painted Calls]

until someone complains about my truth-telling and the mods whack me around a bit and I scurry off in the corner like a beat dog... But I'm like a Hair in a Biscuit...tough to get rid of!

Seriously want to make this my signature. It's amazing.

 

[Painted Calls]

No you need to check out the new way wicked slugs they are making now!!!! Over 40mm expansion!!!!! I’d much rather be shot by a big bad scary ar 15!!!!!! Crossbow broad heads are pretty wicked too!!!!!

Seriously! I'll take an AR round any day over a broad head. Whew.

 

[featherhead007]

Seriously want to make this my signature. It's amazing.

fits you mare!

 

[muddy75]

You have a lousy neighbor too?

I have several lousy neighbors I have a “flock” of like 100 birds and 2 breeder rabbits in addition to 3 dogs a garden and 2 ponds (koi and goldfish) on 3/4 acre neighborhood lot!!!!

 

[reddogmaster2]

Seriously! I'll take an AR round any day over a broad head. Whew.

Now y'all ladies is talking my language!

There is a reason that since the early 1900's the best battle rifles are in calibers that start with a .3

(Or in modern times 7.62 but thats NATO speak!)

The .223 or 5.56 NATO round is NOT the most effective round for blunt force trauma and ballistic shock. Get hit by the larger battle rifle rounds and turn out the lights, the party's over!

 

[featherhead007]

I have several lousy neighbors I have a “flock” of like 100 birds and 2 breeder rabbits in addition to 3 dogs a garden and 2 ponds (koi and goldfish) on 3/4 acre neighborhood lot!!!!

NO SHEEP? (sound it out)

 

[muddy75]

Now y'all ladies is talking my language!

There is a reason that since the early 1900's the best battle rifles are in calibers that start with a .3

(Or in modern times 7.62 but thats NATO speak!)

The .223 or 5.56 NATO round is NOT the most effective round for blunt force trauma and ballistic shock. Get hit by the larger battle rifle rounds and turn out the lights, the party's over!

Yes but unfortunately politicians pick on those because they are so big and scary!!!! I got a bit distracted this is drink de jour!!!! Mudslides as keg is running dangerously low!!!!