Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

"Round our house, It's "The Firetruck Word."

Back in late elementary school, DS asked me, with a totally innocent face, what word started started with f and ended in ###. I was about to wash his mouth out with soap when he informed me that it was "firetruck," then started giggling like a maniac. I should have washed his mouth out with soap, anyway, simply for knowing what the other word was, but I was too shocked (and relieved) and laughing along with him. The word stuck and years later, we still use it. It doesn't happen very often, but when someone around here starts (literally) muttering "Firetruck," we all pay attention. Once the muttering starts, ya never know what's coming, next and we may need to know whether to be a good listener ... or a fast runner!
 
I just had to renew in March and had increased for like 450 to 731.....it’s good for 3 years but next renewal is 888 unless they raise it again before then!!!! It’s ridiculous! Yes and the “pain management” docs are way worse than dentists!!! My personal code of ethics is that I only prescribe based on the amount of “torture” I inflict!!!! (ie dependent on procedure and difficulty)
Oh wow that’s ridiculous!!! :eek: :th and that’s a good policy! Some of them prescribe so many or used to and I think I saw some documentary or something where the companies admitted to producing a ton? Idk, it’s all a huge mess. But not fair to blame one group
 
I don't own torn-off jeans, whatever that tank top thing is, or cigarettes, either.


Me? After what I once threatened to do to RoosterML with a scalpel after he kept flirting?
I think that our definitions of "innocent" are different.
Thanks anyway.
Yup ... gonna be a wild party, this time around!
 
🤣 I'm pretty sure if I had worms I would be a lot skinnier than I am.
I ain't scared.
Y'know, in Victorian times, women used to take a pill with a tapeworm egg in it, just so they could eat and not gain weight. When they got to the point where the worms were really bad, they took a horse dewormer. You could buy them both OTC as "women's medicines!"
 

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