Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[muddy75]

I just dug through pages of your posts...I'm not seeing a hint.

Only because I’ve got almost as many posts this week as you!!!! But still nowhere close to @KDOGG331

 

[muddy75]

found it!! https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...y-birthday-bash-funeral.1402361/post-23015671

 

[muddy75]

Toxoplasmosis is caused by Toxoplasma gondii. You can get it from undercooked meat that has tissue cysts in it, or by consuming oocysts contained in cat feces (such as by cleaning a litter box or eating food off a dirty countertop).
Can cause flu-like symptoms, miscarriage, and serious birth defects.

Taeniasis is an intestinal tapeworm infection caused by any of the Taenia (tapeworm) species.

Cysticercosis is caused specifically by Taenia solium—pork tapeworm. The larval cysts can infect any tissue in the body, including the eyes and muscles. If they're in the brain or spinal cord, it's called neurocysticercosis, and is the most common cause of preventable epilepsy in the world.
You can get an intestinal tapeworm infection (taeniasis) by eating larval cysts in undercooked pork. Then pigs and other humans get cysticercosis by accidentally ingesting your infected feces.
In poorer parts of the world where pigs live near humans, this is very cyclical and hard to manage

There's plenty more. Trichinosis is similar in that in causes cysts in the muscles. Has a lot of symptoms that don't feel good lol. Very common in wild carnivorous game like bears or hogs.. obviously we screen for it in domestic pork production but it happens.
Anyway I'll stop there before I get really annoying (too late?), you get the point.

you wanna start talking cat scratch fever!?? how you rarely get it from your cat but from someone else’s or stray cat?? 2 of my 3 boys had to have surgery at ages 4&5 due to it!!!

 

[CindyinSD]

Careful South Dakota is on meth. That’s why I left.

That public svc ad campaign may not have been the best thing our otherwise spectacular governor has ever done, but we still love her. (For anyone who doesn't know, the "motto" was "Meth. We're on it." As in: "We're dealing with this issue head-on"—but if you have to 'splain it, then nope—not workin'.)

 

[muddy75]

OMG!!! just got notification that my “spoiled surprise” has been delivered!!! @Kiki

 

[Kiki]

DEAD!!!

 

[Kiki]

OMG!!! just got notification that my “spoiled surprise” has been delivered!!! ❤❤❤❤ @Kiki

I'm dead!

 

[Tesumph]

you wanna start talking cat scratch fever!?? how you rarely get it from your cat but from someone else’s or stray cat?? 2 of my 3 boys had to have surgery at ages 4&5 due to it!!!

God, do I ever!
My sister recently called me at 12am. Her husband got friendly with some stray cat that "playfully" latched onto his foot 4 times. The day before, no one could go near the cat without it hissing and bolting. Alarm bells, anyone?!?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Anyway, I convinced them to trap it and call animal control. They legally have to quarantine it for 10 days after a reported bite—fingers crossed the damn thing doesn't have rabies.
I told him he needs to go to a doctor immediately for a tetanus booster and to get looked at for cat scratch fever. Dumbass still hasn't gone.
I've been bitten by LOTS of critters before, but I do NOT f*** with cat bites.

 

[Tesumph]

DEAD!!!

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You have to fill up the trash pool NOW!
HURRY!!

 

[casportpony]

DEAD!!!

Beautiful!