Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Conan]

You enjoy having sun in your eyes? Weirdo.

I don't wear them either. Hats drive me nuts. Other than for trashy pics, of course.

 

[MROO]

I don't know what you are talking about but I am going to guess that my current driver's license is not real so I need to prove more shit that I have never had to prove in the past 20 years.

Which makes me realize that we've gone right back to our teenage years ... fake IDs and all!

 

[Kiki]

You enjoy having sun in your eyes? Weirdo.

All over my body.
Tans are nice.
Butt whiteness is um...not too hot.

 

[ShrekDawg]

All over my body.
Tans are nice.
Butt whiteness is um...not too hot.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'd like to pull it. You?

Absolutely. Which one of us gets to hold her down? Me. I call that part.

I want to sit on her!
First.

I'll hold her down, and you can pull her hair. That's the deal.

how many drinks have you guys had!?

 

[Kiki]

how many drinks have you guys had!?

3ish.

I quit a long time ago.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Not much point though if you don’t eat them

I’m gonna eat them!!!

It's against the rules to owe other people money.
If you don't have the money in your pocket you are not allowed to try to buy it.

I wasn’t trying to buy anything!!!

I laughed out loud!

Figured I should assuage those fears oh and I don’t owe any loan sharks or drug dealers either lol

Tab with the ice cream van.

Do those even still exist!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

3ish.

I quit a long time ago.

 

[Beer can]

Maybe beer is kinda like cilantro.
First time I ever had fish tacos, was at a $$ restaurant. Saw them on the menu, dang always heard about them on cooking shows on TV, love fish love tacos so ordered them.
They had lots of cilantro on them. Most disgusting things I ever forced myself to eat, tasted just like soap.
Found out its a genetic thing, some people taste cilantro as a yummy tasty herb, some with a heightened/hyperactive sense of smell and taste, taste the chemical in cilantro and Ivory soap citronellol. Also taste and smell aldehyde chemicals, chemicals found in both cilantro and soap.

Beer doesn't taste good though. It's only good for the alcohol in it. Take that part away and there is no point. Might as well drink piss.

I've never tried piss, but I can imagine from what it smells like
Very refreshing tasty beverage IMHO.
Soda, can't stand the stuff, tastes awful, burns the throat, and makes my teeth hurt.
Your post reminds me of a time I offered a guy that was doing some welding on my backhoe a beer, thought he would appreciate one. It was hot he was sweating and looked like he needed one. He said no, don't like bitter water. Asked for a soda

Judging from the small sips that I've had -- someone I know likes the taste and has offered me a sip before -- beer tastes nasty. I had a taste of a Guinness Stout once -- it tasted like an acetaminophen tablet. Or an ibuprofen tablet.
No, wait, it tasted like those 12-hour mucous relief pills. I know what those taste like -- they're too big and rough for me to swallow, but the taste stays with you.
Nasty.

Tastes like chocolate, with coffee, and a little bit of ice cream

 

[Kiki]

I’m gonna eat them!!!

I wasn’t trying to buy anything!!!

Figured I should assuage those fears oh and I don’t owe any loan sharks or drug dealers either lol

Do those even still exist!?

You don't owe anyone now since you just paid them off.

Don't borrow monies to buy stuff you don't need again in the future.

If you don't have the cash in your pocket to buy something the you DO NOT NEED IT.