Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

Back from the beer run!!!! If I stay away from mr muddy drinks I can’t keep better track of my numbers today!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Just got back from my local Piggly Wiggly buying some beer and peanuts and I learnt something from the cashier today...If you are carrying a gun (like I was) you do NOT have to wear a mask in the Piggly Wiggly.

Go 2nd Amendment Go!
 
I don't do bikinis either. Always tugging here and pulling there, & the string always hurt the back of my neck...
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Just got back from my local Piggly Wiggly buying some beer and peanuts and I learnt something from the cashier today...If you are carrying a gun (like I was) you do NOT have to wear a mask in the Piggly Wiggly.

Go 2nd Amendment Go!
There is allegedly some kind of a law that says it's illegal to carry a concealed firearm while wearing a mask. 🙄🤷‍♀️
 
There is allegedly some kind of a law that says it's illegal to carry a concealed firearm while wearing a mask. 🙄🤷‍♀️
Mine wasn't concealed! But that makes sense.

PS--I kinda feel like a dang criminal most of the time anyway because what I may or may not have done. If I ever go 12 Step Sober I'm gonna have to talk to a lot of small business owners from the late 60's-late 70's! But I digress... :frow
 
Just got back from my local Piggly Wiggly buying some beer and peanuts and I learnt something from the cashier today...If you are carrying a gun (like I was) you do NOT have to wear a mask in the Piggly Wiggly.

Go 2nd Amendment Go!
That’s been one of my biggest problems with this bs.........technically it’s a felony to wear a mask while carrying!!!!!
 
More Shit my Dad said;

I had my first apartment in college, looked and smelled like the county dump. Dad came to see a football game and stopped by my place. I had cleaned it up best I could before he got there but he said;

"Damn, this place stinks. Is there an old broke down gas station nearby that I can take a dump and wash up before the game?"

Dad really knew how to make a young fella proud of his digs...
:rant
 
That’s been one of my biggest problems with this bs.........technically it’s a felony to wear a mask while carrying!!!!!
I forgot my headband but luckily I wore a tank top over my bikini top so I just pulled it up and tied it around my face to enter the liquor store!!!! I hate this crap!!!! Luckily our governor backed down and is not heavily enforcing the mask bs!!!! I just do it out of courtesy to small “non-corporate” businesses to prevent them from getting in trouble!!!!
 

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