Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Sapphire Sebright]

Batty is gonna skin you alive.
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How come?
Oh, because of the dashes? Should I have used three hyphens?
I've been using two since I got a profile on here, and she has yet to skin me....

 

[ShrekDawg]

Um... what's in your cup?
Goodnight; time to sleep, small pup.
(Really? Haikus? ... yup.)

nothing! An old teacher/friend from high school had just said some extremely sweet/kind things and it almost made me cry

And I love this haiku

 

[CSAchook]

@Tesumph I could not answer elsewhere because someone keeps locking threads but vacation was delightful. We did the opposite of party. Ultimate relaxation and it was glorious.
I like to think that Hoshi missed us. Or at least missed his free range time. Tad apparently spent the entire 4 days in her cave in a food coma after DH overfed her. I made her come out today though for forced family bonding. She went on a car ride with us, spent a few hours in her summer window seat in the living room, ran around for awhile, pooped in DH’s office, then fell fast asleep in her hammock. I envy her lifestyle.

The fish, I believe, welcomed my absence because, as we know, they all hate me.

 

[ShrekDawg]

@Tesumph I could not answer elsewhere because someone keeps locking threads but vacation was delightful. We did the opposite of party. Ultimate relaxation and it was glorious.
I like to think that Hoshi missed us. Or at least missed his free range time. Tad apparently spent the entire 4 days in her cave in a food coma after DH overfed her. I made her come out today though for forced family bonding. She went on a car ride with us, spent a few hours in her summer window seat in the living room, ran around for awhile, pooped in DH’s office, then fell fast asleep in her hammock. I envy her lifestyle.

The fish, I believe, welcomed my absence because, as we know, they all hate me.

I love you! Your story telling and descriptions are always hilarious!

 

[ShrekDawg]

@Tesumph I could not answer elsewhere because someone keeps locking threads but vacation was delightful. We did the opposite of party. Ultimate relaxation and it was glorious.
I like to think that Hoshi missed us. Or at least missed his free range time. Tad apparently spent the entire 4 days in her cave in a food coma after DH overfed her. I made her come out today though for forced family bonding. She went on a car ride with us, spent a few hours in her summer window seat in the living room, ran around for awhile, pooped in DH’s office, then fell fast asleep in her hammock. I envy her lifestyle.

The fish, I believe, welcomed my absence because, as we know, they all hate me.

And I’m glad you had a good time!! And yes a certain someone does have a habit of doing that! Very early this time too!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Whoops... totally did not realize it was so late already so much for going to bed early

 

[ShannonR]

This Mommy needs to get some sleep. Night everyone❤

 

[sealer39]

Good morning all!!!
@KDOGG331 If you ever decide you want to try beer, get some Guinness Extra Stout. That will cure you of beer for good!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Good morning all!!!
@KDOGG331 If you ever decide you want to try beer, get some Guinness Extra Stout. That will cure you of beer for good!

Morning.
Whats this thread about? Another Kiki party thread?

 

[R2elk]

Morning.
Whats this thread about? Another Kiki party thread?

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