I’m dyingJudging from the small sips that I've had -- someone I know has offered me a sip before -- beer tastes nasty. I had a taste of a Guiness Stout once -- it tasted like an acetaminophen tablet. Or an ibuprofen tablet.
No, wait, it tasted like those 12-hour mucous relief pills. I know what those taste like -- they're too big and rough for me to swallow, but the taste stays with you.
Nasty.
