Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[sealer39]

Morning.
Whats this thread about? Another Kiki party thread?

Im still not sure. I think we are supposed to cull a chicken while celebrating a birthday and anniversary on our white trash back porch. All would be easy enough for me to do. I’ve already got an a Speckled Sussex picked out and a hole dug.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Do you have to have some kind of pic for every week too?
IDK I fell asleep early just to have someone wake me up so I can tell them goodnight so they could go to sleep.
Saw this thread with "white trash" then "hillbilly" on a couple of the first pages. Jumped towards the end and people are talking about drinking pee.
WTH? I can't keep up with these threads.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Im still not sure. I think we are supposed to cull a chicken while celebrating a birthday and anniversary on our white trash back porch. All would be easy enough for me to do. I’ve already got an a Speckled Sussex picked out and a hole dug.

D@MN I don't cull my birds like that. Would a bucket of KFC on a camper shell on blocks bolted to my trailer count as a dead chicken on a back porch?

 

[sealer39]

Yep, you have to read fast, type fast and go forbid you spell a word wrong cause they’ll start talking about you on the Misspelling thread.
You have to include a pic of the topic for official entry or @Kiki will be on your butt.

Do you have to have some kind of pic for every week too?
IDK I fell asleep early just to have someone wake me up so I can tell them goodnight so they could go to sleep.
Saw this thread with "white trash" then "hillbilly" on a couple of the first pages. Jumped towards the end and people are talking about drinking pee.
WTH? I can't keep up with these threads.

 

[sealer39]

D@MN I don't cull my birds like that. Would a bucket of KFC on a camper shell on blocks bolted to my trailer count as a dead chicken on a back porch?

PERFECT!!!!
but I think KFC is to high class. Do you have a Popeyes close by?

 

[The Moonshiner]

No but we have a Churches Chicken.
I was afraid my "back porch" might be to high class. Its a fully enclosed camper type so I've always thought of it as more of a guest bedroom over a back porch.

 

[sealer39]

I guess Churches will do, you just don’t want people to think you’re one of those uppity types that can afford KFC all the time.
The camper might do, does the toilet drain directly on the ground, if so, that will work.

 

[biophiliac]

Ideas:
white trash party outfits

OMG, you are terrible! Couldn't resist looking in on your party. Is there a place to sit where the mosquitos aren't too bad?

 

[The Moonshiner]

I guess Churches will do, you just don’t want people to think you’re one of those uppity types that can afford KFC all the time.
The camper might do, does the toilet drain directly on the ground, if so, that will work.

No it doesn't drain on the ground but the toilet is inside the shower. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

 

[sealer39]

No it doesn't drain on the ground but the toilet is inside the shower. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

I don’t know, innovative, saves space, practical, but you’re still peeing in the shower. I’ll have to think about that one.
Edit: We are talking about a real functioning toilet installed in the shower, not a 5 gallon bucket right?