Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Painted Calls]

Good morning party people.

 

[SnapdragonQ]

**raises mug**

I see we are still talking pee...

 

[The Moonshiner]

I don’t know, innovative, saves space, practical, but you’re still peeing in the shower. I’ll have to think about that one.
Edit: We are talking about a real functioning toilet installed in the shower, not a 5 gallon bucket right?

It is a real fully functioning toilet but it is plastic.
I don't pee in the shower. I save peeing for predator defense.
I've heard urine keeps coyotes away. I tried it a few times without much success. Damn coyotes don't want to hold still while youre peeing on them and with your pants down in front of a pissed on pissed off coyote isn't the safest thing.
I've found now its much easier and as effective to just go pee on my chickens.

 

[sealer39]

**raises mug**

I see we are still talking pee...

No, we are just trying to determine if Moonshiner’s porch qualifies as white trash enough. The pee is incidental.

 

[SnapdragonQ]

No, we are just trying to determine if Moonshiner’s porch qualifies as white trash enough. The pee is incidental.

**waives hand**
Meh, details...

 

[SnapdragonQ]

I know my porch qualifies...a crap ton of potted plants waiting to be planted in the flower beds. And if not, I have the nerdy part covered in spades.

 

[sealer39]

It is a real fully functioning toilet but it is plastic.
I don't pee in the shower. I save peeing for predator defense.
I've heard urine keeps coyotes away. I tried it a few times without much success. Damn coyotes don't want to hold still while youre peeing on them and with your pants down in front of a pissed on pissed off coyote isn't the safest thing.
I've found now its much easier and as effective to just go pee on my chickens.

A real functioning toilet, plastic or not, installed in the shower doesn’t qualify as white trash enough in my opinion. It’s just to practical.

 

[sealer39]

I've heard urine keeps coyotes away. I tried it a few times without much success. Damn coyotes don't want to hold still while youre peeing on them and with your pants down in front of a pissed on pissed off coyote isn't the safest thing.
I've found now its much easier and as effective to just go pee on my chickens.

For safety you could climb on top of your coop to pee on the foxes. They can’t reach you up there. You may want bring a folding chair, cooler of beer and maybe a portable tv to pass the time while you’re waiting for the fox.
Now if you could get a picture of that you’d be in like Flinn!

 

[Kiki]

OMG, you are terrible! Couldn't resist looking in on your party. Is there a place to sit where the mosquitos aren't too bad?

You call it terrible and I'm calling it extra.
Good terrible.

 

[Kiki]

No it doesn't drain on the ground but the toilet is inside the shower. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

I pee in the shower too.

Good morning nutters!
I'm catching up now.