Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[R2elk]

So ungrateful! I don't see YOU scraping roadkill off the sides of the road.
They're cute, I promise. Don't you trust me?
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I grew up around opossums. I know exactly what they are and what they are like. I do not miss them.

Way back when, I used to collect road killed deer so that my dog could have a raw meat diet.

 

[ShannonR]

Not to BRAG too much, but I will put my HillBilly Porch up against anyone any day of the week and twiced on Sundays!

Bottle Tree and Spit-toon on porch CHECk!
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Cast iron stove and multiple lanterns, garbage cans and 1 old out of date fire extinguisher! CHECK!
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Christmas lights, a BBQ trophy, a broke pitcher pump and various and sundry "stuff" CHECK!
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Lawn Jockey! Check!

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Woodpile, wasp spray, a ladder, satallite dish, and some various sheet metal farm animals? What the hell is wrong with Reddogmaster2? HA!
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Now THAT is a HillBilly Porch!

The lawn jockey is amazing!!! You get extra hillbilly points for that.

 

[SnapdragonQ]

I grew up around opossums. I know exactly what they are and what they are like. I do not miss them.
....

Seems on par with the Sam's Club reaction.

**ducks**

 

[Painted Calls]

Lol what exactly do you mean by "stuff"?

 

[The Moonshiner]

@Overo Mare
I'll cut to the chase... Is my choice either eating in or eating out?

Wow there went that line again. I'm so far past it I can barely see it from here.

 

[casportpony]

Courtesy of @Beer can

 

[muddy75]

So are we still on eating roadkill?
Do I need to run this damn thing over and eat it or what?
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just don’t catch it and try to put it in bed with your wife!!! that is sooooo not cool (speaking from experience)

 

[ShannonR]

just don’t catch it and try to put it in bed with your wife!!! that is sooooo not cool (speaking from experience)

You can't just drop that last sentence and run..... details please

 

[Kiki]

Tis I, your favourite gatecrasher. Hello, nerds.

Ho ho ho!

 

[Kiki]

Lol what exactly do you mean by "stuff"?

Top secret.