Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[MROO]

I'll hold her down, and you can pull her hair. That's the deal.

I'll run the video ... 'cause if there aren't any pictures ... it didn't happen. No,, maybe we shouldn't create any evidence ... it NEVER happened ...

 

[ShrekDawg]

Alright, I walked into that one.
What can I say, I compartmentalize.

Whose favourite am I? It seems to change by the day, or rather by the post. I'm feeling like a red-headed stepchild over here.
I think I need to work on my self-love.

we all love you Tessie!!! You’re my favorite!

 

[MROO]

Figured I should assuage those fears oh and I don’t owe any loan sharks or drug dealers either lol

OF COURSE you don't ... you just paid them off, remember?

 

[MROO]

Awww c'mon peepul. I'm tryin' to catch up so I can go to bed ... and ya'll just keep on posting!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'm cackling. This is why you don't tell on yourself.
I told ya so.

I know! You did! I learned! especially when the discussion/question was 3 hours beforehand and forgotten!!

I could have so easily just stayed silent and slipped under the radar if I wasn’t so damn honest

 

[ShrekDawg]

OF COURSE you don't ... you just paid them off, remember?

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

You're lucky I can barely keep my eyes open.
But I highly doubt that I will forget about this.
I'll be bugging you again tomorrow for details.

She bought a thingy!

 

[MROO]

No I didn’t! There’s lots of reasons why I could owe someone money

A BOOKIE! She lost the bet!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

She bought a thingy!

A what!?!? What’s a thingy!? Do I even wanna know!?

A BOOKIE! She lost the bet!!

nope! Don’t gamble!

 

[MROO]

You wanna fight?
Let's fight.

Why did you owe someone else money?

You owe them because they let you borrow when you didn't have right?

Am I close?

Git 'er, Kiki! Make 'er fess up!