Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[ShrekDawg]

My paranoia barely manages to overcome my laziness, but just barely. This is how I live my life.

I’m so glad we have a dishwasher

I really do have that china doll... her bouquet isn't stained, though.
Give me a moment... here:
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However, I also have these fluffy cuddlies:
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That’s actually not really creepy. she’s really pretty!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don't even like eggs. Yea yea, sue me.
I only use them in baking and sometimes they go a long time without being touched. I'm not risking all my cake ingredients by dropping an egg bomb in the middle of them.

Speaking of, I'll be making a cake on Monday... I need to figure out what kind!
I plan to make it a 3-D chicken cake, and will probably be off for most of the day.
Chocolate, perhaps....

 

[ShrekDawg]

I don't even like eggs. Yea yea, sue me.
I only use them in baking and sometimes they go a long time without being touched. I'm not risking all my cake ingredients by dropping an egg bomb in the middle of them.

I don’t blame you! I’m not really an egg person lately either. I used to love them but now I’m kinda ehh. Maybe cause I ate them too much for a while I like fried and omelettes now where before I hated fried and scrambled was my favorite nobody is really eating eggs lately which is why we have so many.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’m so glad we have a dishwasher

That’s actually not really creepy. she’s really pretty!

Yeah, she was less creepy than I remembered.
However, those American girl dolls haven't quite yet been disposed of, as it turns out... Miss Rattly-Eyes is still out in a box in the hallway....
Okay, Miss Rattly-Eyes is a rip-off brand, but still.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Yeah, she was less creepy than I remembered.
However, those American girl dolls haven't quite yet been disposed of, as it turns out... Miss Rattly-Eyes is still out in a box in the hallway....
Okay, Miss Rattly-Eyes is a rip-off brand, but still.

Yeah I hate those! I always hated that the eyes moved. It made them so much scarier to me

 

[MROO]

My sister was into porcelain and American Girl dolls. I'm getting the willies just thinking about their creepy little eyes staring at you from the dresser.
I always was—and still am—a stuffed animal kinda gal.

You would definitely NOT like my attic or basement! In my life BC (before children,) I was a doll collector. I started out with antiques, then started making porcelains on my own. I have tons of them put away. At one point, they were all set up in what was then a spare bedroom ... and they were EVERYWHERE! I had friends and in-laws who came to visit regularly, and they wouldn't sleep in there unless I covered and/or put the dolls away, first. My poor "babies" were getting damaged with all the moving around, so I gave up and put paper bags over all their heads whenever anyone anti-dolly stayed over. That worked fine until one "guest" took a marker and drew smiley faces on every last bag. We left them up for a good, long time ... it was priceless!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You would definitely NOT like my attic or basement! In my life BC (before children,) I was a doll collector. I started out with antiques, then started making porcelains on my own. I have tons of them put away. At one point, they were all set up in what was then a spare bedroom ... and they were EVERYWHERE! I had friends and in-laws who came to visit regularly, and they wouldn't sleep in there unless I covered and/or put the dolls away, first. My poor "babies" were getting damaged with all the moving around, so I gave up and put paper bags over all their heads whenever anyone anti-dolly stayed over. That worked fine until one "guest" took a marker and drew smiley faces on every last bag. We left them up for a good, long time ... it was priceless!

Pics? That sounds really cool! Porcelain dolls are kind of creepy, but some are really pretty, too.
It's amazing that you used to make porcelains of your own!

 

[Tesumph]

I don’t blame you! I’m not really an egg person lately either. I used to love them but now I’m kinda ehh. Maybe cause I ate them too much for a while I like fried and omelettes now where before I hated fried and scrambled was my favorite nobody is really eating eggs lately which is why we have so many.

Can't stand omelettes or scrambled. Feels like I'm eating calf brains.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don’t blame you! I’m not really an egg person lately either. I used to love them but now I’m kinda ehh. Maybe cause I ate them too much for a while I like fried and omelettes now where before I hated fried and scrambled was my favorite nobody is really eating eggs lately which is why we have so many.

Try making hrutka! Slovak egg cheese -- typically eaten on Easter morning, but I think that you can cheat a little.
I'll hunt the recipe down tomorrow, if you'd like.

Can't stand omelettes or scrambled. Feels like I'm eating calf brains.

Not sure of you'd like hrutka, then... the texture is a bit odd. Takes some getting used to. I used to hate the stuff when I was younger.

 

[Tesumph]

You would definitely NOT like my attic or basement! In my life BC (before children,) I was a doll collector. I started out with antiques, then started making porcelains on my own. I have tons of them put away. At one point, they were all set up in what was then a spare bedroom ... and they were EVERYWHERE! I had friends and in-laws who came to visit regularly, and they wouldn't sleep in there unless I covered and/or put the dolls away, first. My poor "babies" were getting damaged with all the moving around, so I gave up and put paper bags over all their heads whenever anyone anti-dolly stayed over. That worked fine until one "guest" took a marker and drew smiley faces on every last bag. We left them up for a good, long time ... it was priceless!

Nope!
I used to turn my sister's dolls around when she wasn't looking.. trying to save her from having her soul eaten while she slept, I think.
I think you're too far gone.