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Even then. Men still have more upper body strength... without training.
Ahhh okay. Btw I tried that thing 20 million times and almost died. It’s impossible also it killed my shoulder blades! I gotta do another one now to stretch them back out 😂🤣😂
 
Men have bigger muscles... better suited to heavy lifting.
Women have bigger lungs... better suited for rattling off the "honey to-do list," which may involve heavy lifting.
Or, if you're Japanese, an Ama (oyster diver). Incredible lungs on those ladies.
 
So, back to my best friend's wedding in Hawaii.

We had all made a deal that we would go on Marine Corp Base Hawaii and get our captains licenses for pontoon boats so we could motor out a few wedding guests to the sandbar the day after the wedding.

We picked out special camptains rompers to take our test in (you've already seen mine) and when the day came, a buddy and I had our captains rompers on, but the groom was dressed like a D*** in regular button up and khaki shorts...

Groom was the driver and when we got to base, they said we had to register the rental car, but the rental car wasn't in the groom's name so we had to go back and get my other buddies rental...

Now appropriately dressed other buddy came to base but refused to go in pass and ID alone so we all went.

When we walked in, there was a long line and only 4 booths open but they all stopped and froze to stare at us. It was super awkward.

Keep in mind this was summer of 2018 and Trump had just declared a new branch of the military.

While all 40ish people in the room had stopped to stare at us, I declared, "It's ok, we're from Space Force!"

They took our papers and we registered the Jeep and went on to become captains...

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I couldn’t even get my arms under hardly lol ever time I tried I would end up hunchbacked/moving closer together or with my shoulders way up in the air lol
Lots of practice with that one. Holding it is a real bitch.
 
So, back to my best friend's wedding in Hawaii.

We had all made a deal that we would go on Marine Corp Base Hawaii and get our captains licenses for pontoon boats so we could motor out a few wedding guests to the sandbar the day after the wedding.

We picked out special camptains rompers to take our test in (you've already seen mine) and when the day came, a buddy and I had our captains rompers on, but the groom was dressed like a D*** in regular button up and khaki shorts...

Groom was the driver and when we got to base, they said we had to register the rental car, but the rental car wasn't in the groom's name so we had to go back and get my other buddies rental...

Now appropriately dressed other buddy came to base but refused to go in pass and ID alone so we all went.

When we walked in, there was a long line and only 4 booths open but they all stopped and froze to stare at us. It was super awkward.

Keep in mind this was summer of 2018 and Trump had just declared a new branch of the military.

While all 40ish people in the room had stopped to stare at us, I declared, "It's ok, we're from Space Force!"

They took our papers and we registered the Jeep and went on to become captains...

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He wore poser shorts? What a turd.
 

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