Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[ShrekDawg]

Thank you!


I'd be down for a buzz cut.

Yo same. That’d be kinda fun!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Got the opportunity to stay at the Valhalla cabin a few years ago. We had to smoke in the car. Good times regardless.

This reminds me of this show I’ve been meaning to watch... The Valhalla Murders. Probably not the same thing at all

 

[ShrekDawg]

The woes of hair ties. I feel yeah. I thought I was going bald when my hair was long, nope just damaged. I hacked it to my shoulders and it was felt thick again. I seriously thought I would be bald by 30

Wait.... I wonder if this is why I’m shedding so damn much

Cause I seriously was worried I was balding too lmao

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

This Friday it'll be kill "Kill a whiskey bottle with the bestie while playing Cards Against Humanity and not trying to bust my gut" for me.

What’s Cards Against Humanity? I’ve seen them at Target.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I would seriously rather be dead than bald.

Some girl almost convinced me to shave my hair off. At Electric Forest. She was going to do it for me to release the negative energy that it was holding. We couldn’t find anybody with a clipper. Good times! Glad there were no clippers in the end. I almost lived your nightmare

Oh God!!!!

My only nightmares are about chewing on my teeth, vomiting roundworms and someone cutting my hair off.

I.... WHAT!? You have weird nightmares!!! I don’t even dream anymore

You're so weird.

Tell me about it!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Kelsey made me go down to rabbit hole this morning.

Wait what rabbit hole!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

... I am very glad that, despite being a lady, I am excluded from those conversations....

SAME!!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

How many times do I have to tell you that I am normal for it to stick?

Tch tch. Repeating a falsehood won't make it reality, dear.

You guys kill me

 

[ShrekDawg]

Any ideas for this Friday?

Pillow fighting pajama party?
Bake a sweet party?

Can we do both??? Pajama pillow fighting baking party!?

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

Can we do both??? Pajama pillow fighting baking party!?

No, quilting!