Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[Kiki]

Did you have to look it up too!?

No.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Come, now. A comely young lass such as yourself must occupy her time with something other than policing unpoliced message boards in the dark of the night.

You are here. Therefore, somewhat interested in chickens or other fowl. You are in Kiki's threads, therefore either have a warped sense of humor or tend towards voyeurism. Interesting. Very interesting.

VOYEURISM? EXCUSE ME!? No. Warped sense of humor all the way, I shamelessly admit.
Also, "comely?" You don't even know what I look like... unless you find pictures of my hen, Najika, comely:

In which case, you, sir, have odd tastes....
Fine. My other hobbies include policing unpoliced message boards in the dark of the night. This usually leads to my first-mentioned hobby: Fainting.

 

[CSAchook]

VOYEURISM? EXCUSE ME!? No. Warped sense of humor all the way, I shamelessly admit.
Also, "comely?" You don't even know what I look like... unless you find pictures of my hen, Najika, comely:
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In which case, you, sir, have odd tastes....
Fine. My other hobbies include policing unpoliced message boards in the dark of the night. This usually leads to my first-mentioned hobby: Fainting.

And we are very glad to have you here!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Did you have to look it up too!?

I knew that it was dirty and had something to so with... stuff, but I had to look it up to confirm that a voyeur -- one who practices voyeurism -- is, indeed, a peeping tom.
How dare he even consider that I practice such a thing! Perish the thought.
I'm not angry, by the way -- just overreacting, as I tend to do.

 

[R2elk]

So, 1, you hold 80 lb pumpkins in your arms and can still see the scale? and 2, what in the world do you do with 80 lb pumpkins?

The first one was being weighed when the UPS driver was here and he read the scale for me. The ones after that, I managed to contort my body enough to be able to se the scale without help.

Like most things that I grow an excess of, I give them away.

 

[pozees2]

I am done with today. The wind blew my new pen apart and the birds out of it (it's incredibly windy today) and blew the tarps off of my mixed pen. It blew enough dirt away from some of the edges that all of the birds got out of that pen too.

I got all of the birds from the new pen back (they were my 4 week olds that I know are roos), and most of the birds from my mixed pen back, but my german pastel roo is gone and I found a hen nearly decapitated and completely skinned. What does that in broad daylight in an urban backyard?

I'm going to go take a nap so I can say goodbye to my favourite aunt tonight.
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Ugh. Sorry.

 

[R2elk]

I wouldn’t believe you!!!

I googled Kiki awhile back and Google said she is a man.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I am done with today. The wind blew my new pen apart and the birds out of it (it's incredibly windy today) and blew the tarps off of my mixed pen. It blew enough dirt away from some of the edges that all of the birds got out of that pen too.

I got all of the birds from the new pen back (they were my 4 week olds that I know are roos), and most of the birds from my mixed pen back, but my german pastel roo is gone and I found a hen nearly decapitated and completely skinned. What does that in broad daylight in an urban backyard?

I'm going to go take a nap so I can say goodbye to my favourite aunt tonight.
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I'm very sorry. Wishing you the best. I'm glad that you'll be able to see her one last time. And she'll be leaving you with precious memories, as well.
Rest well.

 

[Kiki]

I knew that it was dirty and had something to so with... stuff, but I had to look it up to confirm that a voyeur -- one who practices voyeurism -- is, indeed, a peeping tom.
How dare he even consider that I practice such a thing! Perish the thought.
I'm not angry, by the way -- just overreacting, as I tend to do.

Peeping Tom...oh, I didn't know it meant this.

 

[R2elk]

SEND HELP.

She is beyond help.