I walked by a gal, at work, who has amazing hair. As I walked by her, I reached out and pulled it a little. Like two fingers worth of hair. Later on, I was working by a machine and she threw a small plastic part at me, while I wasn't looking. We laughed. About five minutes later, at break time, I had the revelation. Dear Lord, I'm in elementary school again. I sent a text to a mutual co-worker that said "A little boy on the playground pulls a girls hair... what does that mean? Later, the little girl throws a pebble at the boy. What does that mean?" I'm thinking of sending her a note "Do you like me? Check [ ] Yes [ ] No" That would be funny to an American but she's Ukrainian so it probably doesn't translate. And it's wrong anyway. She's married and I've been dating the same girl for 7 1/2 years. This needs to stop.