We put our farm up for sale 4 years ago. Decided to subdivide it onto two, hoping it'll sell quicker. That went through after 3 years. (most of that waiting for the surveyor) Got a buyer for the one piece, but he said we must wait 6 months for him to sell his house. So we wait. That fell through. (When he fell off the wagon - long story) Meantime had another offer which we decided to accept. Guy who made the offer is abroad. Got the papers drawn up and signed, his wife took it to him. Found out 2 weeks later only he needs to get to the embassy to sign and he seems unable to get to the embassy when they are open. It's been 8 weeks, still no signature. Am going completely crazy here. I just want to get out of this place P.S. No joy on remaining property. Gave it to estate agent who got us to sign a sole mandate agreement and is now as quiet as a grave.