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Hey man, I wasn't being a backsidehat, I lost power!!! I've been out of power since about 12:25 last night and I see you all have just not stopped! A bunch of eveready bunnies, good God! Did anyone even sleeep??? I was in the middle of typing something incredibly witty (I don't remember what, but I'm confident it was brilliant) when BAM! All the power goes out. We had quite a wind storm going, I'm actually amazed I didn't lose it sooner. I kept thinking to tell you guys I might lose it any minute, but we were all typing so darn fast I never got the chance!
So I sat there like a fool for about an hour in the dark with an oil lamp swearing and hoping for it's return. Then I grumbled something about Cindiloohoo probably smugly thinking she'd won, and gave up and went to bed to read by lamp light. I didn't get power back until 9:00am, and anyone here who knows me knows I am rarely on here in the a.m. hours. Us evil folk don't take too kindly too early morning light.
Cindiloohoo, I read your little comment about ME starting this. I thought we agreed to blame PC for being friends with Satan on Facebook? HE started it. You don't see Satan posting on MY Facebook page, do you? Well do you? NO, because PC starts smoking "incense" starts crap and then goes to bed. I just picked up where he left off because it's my civil duty and because I'm still bitter about my old thread getting shut down.
So there!
Paragraph 1...likely story...wuss...
Paragraph 2...I DID win
Paragraph 3...Eh? I forgot