Let the smiting continue? :D

[PepsNick]

Can someone please explain this thread to me?

 

[PineappleMama]

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Oh man... *giggle* You'd DODGE one... *snicker* Oh sheesh that just hit the funny bone just right... hehe... Oh I'd dodge a bullet aimed for POTUS too... I'd TAKE one for my kids... but otherwise I'm getting the heck outta dodge... hehe... dodge...

OY I have GOT to stop with the puns, they hurt my tummy and jaw.

Peps it's... I donno. I just dropped in and noticed random nuttiness and felt right at home.

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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There is no explanation for it really.


I'd dodge a bullet for certain folks too

 

[PepsNick]

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There is no explanation for it really.


I'd dodge a bullet for certain folks too

Oh, I get it now! Like my life. This is perfect for me!

 

[MaggieRae]

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There is no explanation for it really.


I'd dodge a bullet for certain folks too

Who wouldn't?

I get so excited when I see there's a new page, and then I see that it's only got two posts... *Sigh*

 

[ibpboo]

A student explaining to me why they don't eat the beans:

'Beans make you fart, and kids do not want to fart at school'

 

[PineappleMama]

Not true... many kids (mostly boys) enjoy cutting loose with a SBD and blaming on the girl next to them.

Come to think of it I think next time someone asks me about a politician I'ma have to use that line...

 

[chickaddict]

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That makes perfect sense. If you fart once in grade school you will carry that moniker til you get out of high school. Children are cruel critters, they never let you forget.

 

[PineappleMama]

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Ah but try getting them to remember their multiplication tables...

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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That makes perfect sense. If you fart once in grade school you will carry that moniker til you get out of high school. Children are cruel critters, they never let you forget.

My teacher used to tell us if we didn't have enough to share with everybody to keep it to ourselves. Oh, nevermind, that was for candy......