A friend of mine sold a "2 liter bottle of fresh sea air from San Diego's Famous Dog Beach" on e-bay for $15.00 a few years back just as a joke.
Some dude from back east bought it. He said he wanted fresh air because by the time normal air made it from california, across the US to DC it had already been breathed and he didn't want used air.
He still gets e-mails from time to time requesting air from different places in California.
Today is my daughter's birthday, also. She had an unfrosted strawberry cupcake with her cereal for breakfast (school today). She'll have a frosted heart-shaped cake after dinner tonight!