Let's share funny quotes from BYCers, Facebook, etc!

ChickLover98

The Chicken Princess
9 Years
Apr 24, 2010
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Pennsylvania
Here is a thread where we can post funny quotes from BYCers, Facebook, Craigslist, Youtube, or anywhere else you found a funny quote!

I'll start:

My friend on Facebook:
I want to be a candy cane when I grow up!!!

Mrs.Chickendad as Barbara:
"Does this fence make me look fat?"

Skitz talking about The Hunger Games:
cinnamon! ok seriously I think these guys were named after food
peeta = pita lol cinna = cinnamon XD

the kid's signature:
The world can't end in 2012, because my pudding expires in 2013.​
 
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Citron_d'uccle

Chirping
8 Years
Aug 15, 2011
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Fort Worth, TX
Well, not a quote, but I had a lady who is friends with my M-I-L ask me a while back, NO JOKE, "do your chickens lay edible eggs?"



I about died laughing. LOL.
 

ChickLover98

The Chicken Princess
9 Years
Apr 24, 2010
8,334
13
261
Pennsylvania
Citron_d'uccle :

Well, not a quote, but I had a lady who is friends with my M-I-L ask me a while back, NO JOKE, "do your chickens lay edible eggs?"



I about died laughing. LOL.



Here's another one:

the kid's signature:
The world can't end in 2012, because my pudding expires in 2013.​
 

ChickLover98

The Chicken Princess
9 Years
Apr 24, 2010
8,334
13
261
Pennsylvania
Citron_d'uccle :

Yeah I wanted to tell her "don't ya know, these are incredible chickens. They lay the incredible edible egg!" LOL

lol!​
 

Iheartchicks<3:)

Songster
9 Years
Aug 1, 2010
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Mount Vernon, WA
lol. lol. lollll. ''

my stepmom "i thought all eggs were brown, and they just dyed them white." me"yeah and eggs are only produced with a rooster" and she was like "are you pulling my leg?" hahaha
 

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