Let's share funny quotes from BYCers, Facebook, etc!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ChickLover98, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Pennsylvania
    Here is a thread where we can post funny quotes from BYCers, Facebook, Craigslist, Youtube, or anywhere else you found a funny quote!

    I'll start:

    My friend on Facebook:
    I want to be a candy cane when I grow up!!!

    Mrs.Chickendad as Barbara:
    "Does this fence make me look fat?"

    Skitz talking about The Hunger Games:
    cinnamon! ok seriously I think these guys were named after food [​IMG] peeta = pita lol cinna = cinnamon XD

    the kid's signature:
    The world can't end in 2012, because my pudding expires in 2013.​
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2011
  2. Citron_d'uccle

    Citron_d'uccle Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well, not a quote, but I had a lady who is friends with my M-I-L ask me a while back, NO JOKE, "do your chickens lay edible eggs?"

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    I about died laughing. LOL.
     
  3. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Pennsylvania
    Citron_d'uccle :

    Well, not a quote, but I had a lady who is friends with my M-I-L ask me a while back, NO JOKE, "do your chickens lay edible eggs?"

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    I about died laughing. LOL.

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    Here's another one:

    the kid's signature:
    The world can't end in 2012, because my pudding expires in 2013.​
     
  4. Citron_d'uccle

    Citron_d'uccle Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yeah I wanted to tell her "don't ya know, these are incredible chickens. They lay the incredible edible egg!" LOL
     
  5. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Pennsylvania
    Citron_d'uccle :

    Yeah I wanted to tell her "don't ya know, these are incredible chickens. They lay the incredible edible egg!" LOL

    [​IMG] lol!​
     
  6. the outdoorsman

    the outdoorsman Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 22, 2011
    Phoenix AZ
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  7. the outdoorsman

    the outdoorsman Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 22, 2011
    Phoenix AZ
    here is what Zinna said after Skitz

    That's what I was thinking. Well, I guess it isn't called the Hunger Games for nothing.
     
  8. Iheartchicks<3:)

    Iheartchicks<3:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 1, 2010
    Mount Vernon, WA
    lol. lol. lollll. ''

    my stepmom "i thought all eggs were brown, and they just dyed them white." me"yeah and eggs are only produced with a rooster" and she was like "are you pulling my leg?" hahaha
     
  9. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Pennsylvania
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  10. Iheartchicks<3:)

    Iheartchicks<3:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 1, 2010
    Mount Vernon, WA
    Xd
     

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