Let's Talk With Some Weirdos

[OneHappyDuckie]

Keep it as small and inexpensive as possible. That way you will have more money to spend on your next wedding which will be for a marriage that has a slightly better chance of lasting

Or more money to spend on, perhaps, ponies

 

[bill3607]

You can count on Bill to darken the mood.

Yeah, apparently

 

[Brooks_]

Or more money to spend on, perhaps, ponies

For the reception dinner?

 

[OneHappyDuckie]

For the reception dinner?

 

[bill3607]

• Statistics have shown that in the U.S., 50% of first marriages, 67% of second, and 73% of third marriages end in divorce.

Apparently, you need to save until at least the 4th one

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Or just not marry someone you're not going to get along with

 

[bill3607]

But, when that 4th one hits, if you are still young enough to at least walk with an aide of some kind, then I say go all out

 

[bill3607]

Or just not marry someone you're not going to get along with

that sounds so easy, doesn't it

 

[Aunt Angus]

I think we're going to use our mostly unused metal shed for the goats. It's 10x12. We'll just put wood inside to shore things up. We still want to replace the whole thing with a proper barn, but there is too much we need to do to fix up the people house (workshop, roof, gutters, upgrade electrical panel, windows, floors, kitchen countertop).

Oh, the joys of homeownership....

 

[bill3607]

I think we're going to use our mostly unused metal shed for the goats. It's 10x12. We'll just put wood inside to shore things up. We still want to replace the whole thing with a proper barn, but there is too much we need to do to fix up the people house (workshop, roof, gutters, upgrade electrical panel, windows, floors, kitchen countertop).

Oh, the joys of homeownership....

Every time I had have goats most of them never wanted to go inside anyway even when it was raining.