Let's tell chicken jokes!!!!

[rooster 2011]

YUP!!!!!!

Who did the Indian woman call when she ripped her dress

 

[KaylorFarms]

Hmmm.. You got me.

 

[rooster 2011]

Hmmm.. You got me.

The Apache Indian. Alright let's do riddles now what's your best riddle

 

[KaylorFarms]

ohhh!! haha! How did the headless chicken cross the road?

 

[rooster 2011]

ohhh!! haha! How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a kfc bucket

 

[KaylorFarms]

Haha! Right!

 

[rooster 2011]

Haha! Right!

Let's do Riddles now what's your best riddle

 

[KaylorFarms]

Ok! A man is sentenced to death, he has a choice between 3 rooms. The first is full of raging fire, the second is full of army men with their swords and guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safetest for him?

 

[rooster 2011]

Ok! A man is sentenced to death, he has a choice between 3 rooms. The first is full of raging fire, the second is full of army men with their swords and guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safetest for him?

The lions that haven't eaten cause there dead of starvation

 

[KaylorFarms]

Yup!! Your turn!