Lil' Serama Roo loves "Big Girls"

[JennsPeeps]

Sung to the tune of...

He likes big HENS and he cannot lie
The fluffy butts he can't deny
That when a girl walks in with long scaley legs
And a tall tail in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that rump was stuffed
Deep in the saddle she's wearing
He's hooked and he can't stop staring
Oh, baby he wants ta get with her
And show her the fixtures
"The big roos tried to warn me
But that rump you got
Makes me so randy"
Ooh, rump of feathers
You say you wanna get in my roost
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average flock-girl

(...)

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the rump(hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

 

[Schultz]

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Thanks so much for the roar of laughter at almost 2:30am. Your version is a keeper!

 

[JennsPeeps]

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Thankyouveddymuch... I'll be here all week, folks!

 

[Mahonri]

YIKES! Did I start this?

Apologies.

 

[Schultz]

Now all we need is the french version, kidding, I can't speak french

But thank you, that was truely funny!

 

[Schultz]

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No apology, I think it's great. He's a silly boy and it is very fitting!

 

[SeramaLife]

That is hilarious! I have a tiny Sebright rooster that I once caught snuggling under a Golden sexlink's wing. So cute! A 2 month old serama that we have has a giant 10 pound, 9 year old black jersey terrified of him after he mounted her and pecked her and tortured her! He is really nice to his little serama hens.

 

[ChickenCharmer]

I keep some OEGs and, to tell you the truth, they actually prefer the big girls! Normally when they try to mate the big ones it doesn't work ( they fall off or get a fear of heights

) but occasionally they do succeed! I hatched a Lakenvelder/OEG chick and a yokohama/OEG chick but both died in a raccoon attack

. Yeah, my roo Remus likes to stand on his girls, particularly his favorite, Jade the black Minorca! For the most part, Jade just ignores him, 'cause he's below her dignity. I have a photo, except I have no idea were it is. Sorry.

 

[Schultz]

I'll bet that's just too funy and too cute all at the same time!