LittleLady98: Campaign speech

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by LittleLady98, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Thank you, my friends, for coming. As we all know, Em's reign will be overthrown in the near future. It is up to you to choose who will lead BYC after the tyrant is dethroned. Em throws many girls who flirt into the dungeon, and "sparkly" boys into the moat. But if I become Queen, I will free all current prisoners and no longer will "sparkly" boys be thrown in the moat! No longer will you fear having your head chopped off!


    Vote Little, think BIG!

    Thank you for reading.
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2012
  2. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    *throws a tomato*
     
  3. *Sends body guards to take Eenie out of the room*
     
  4. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless


    Help, help! I'm being repressed!! [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. You can't throw things at a candidate! [​IMG]
     
  6. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    *throws eenie into pond of water*
     
  7. Tanichca

    Tanichca Sparkle Magnet

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    *Gets her gnome army together and we all start throwing rotten fruit and blasting shaving cream*

    We need Em and the Council OF Elders/Geezers to keep us safe! To teach us what is wrong! To keep us grounded in semi-reality!!! VOTE FOR EM!!!
     
  8. *Little's werewolves kick Tani and her army out.*
     
  9. Tanichca

    Tanichca Sparkle Magnet

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    Nope. As the Supreme Chairchick, you have no power over me! I'm in charge here! Werewolves, I was on your team, so follow me!
     
  10. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    *Giant hydras come from nowhere*
     

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