LittleLady98: Campaign speech

[LittleLady98]

Thank you, my friends, for coming. As we all know, Em's reign will be overthrown in the near future. It is up to you to choose who will lead BYC after the tyrant is dethroned. Em throws many girls who flirt into the dungeon, and "sparkly" boys into the moat. But if I become Queen, I will free all current prisoners and no longer will "sparkly" boys be thrown in the moat! No longer will you fear having your head chopped off!


Vote Little, think BIG!

Thank you for reading.

 

[eenie114]

*throws a tomato*

 

[LittleLady98]

*Sends body guards to take Eenie out of the room*

 

[eenie114]

*Sends body guards to take Eenie out of the room*

Help, help! I'm being repressed!!

 

[LittleLady98]

You can't throw things at a candidate!

 

[OwlLover]

*throws eenie into pond of water*

 

[Tanichca]

*Gets her gnome army together and we all start throwing rotten fruit and blasting shaving cream*

We need Em and the Council OF Elders/Geezers to keep us safe! To teach us what is wrong! To keep us grounded in semi-reality!!! VOTE FOR EM!!!

 

[LittleLady98]

*Little's werewolves kick Tani and her army out.*

 

[Tanichca]

Nope. As the Supreme Chairchick, you have no power over me! I'm in charge here! Werewolves, I was on your team, so follow me!

 

[OwlLover]

*Giant hydras come from nowhere*