LORD help me!!!!! Update post #18

[DuckLady]

Can I go?

 

[Camelot Farms]

We'll be looking for an update in the morning....unless you are on a bus to Vegas with a quarter in your pocket....

 

[GaNewChick]

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[rocktheflock]

to me it sounds pretty entertaining

my dad and grandpa have all kinds of stories like that.

 

[sonew123]

I guarantee you Debi is with the "boys" wishing she had a mini spy cam to film them for us and to relay all the good stuff going on right now to us via chicken web cam

we want all the gory details Debi

 

[saddina]

Whatever you do, don't pass out!

 

[b.hromada]

Well, just try and enjoy it, I guess.

 

[debilorrah]

OMG I HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We went to TGIFridays for an early dinner and were laughing out loud so hard the people in the restaurant kept staring at us.

MOST of what was said cannot be repeated on BYC but there were a couple that stuck in my mind as HILARIOUS!

1) Pat wants to ride a horse, so they put him on the horse and the thing is walking around the large corral. Pat says "Ok, enough how do you stop this thing" Ken hollers KICK IT! Pat yells "HEY that aint workin!!!!!" Ken yells "Kick it harder, show him whose boss!" Yeah.

2) Pat wears shorts and tank tops all year long, so he has tanned arms and tan below the knees. He said if he took off all his clothes they can stand him on a boardwalk in 1890 and hand him a pink umbrella to show of his new swimsuit!

3) "Dang seat belt laws. Can't just yank em outta the car anymore"

4) Ken skateboarding down a very steep hill in Claremont, way ahead of his friends. Hits a pebble goes butt over elbows OVER a wall. His friends stop and start rubbing their heads. "Where did Ken go?" Delayed moan from over the wall.

I am sure I will remember more over night, but I had the time of my life today! It was a rip hoot if there ever was one. OH! And no alcohol was involved.

 

[DuckLady]

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OMG I can't breathe.

 

[debilorrah]

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OMG I can't breathe.

Try listening to many, many more of those stories for 4 hours in a restaurant.

I still never got it out of them what lead to the guy in a wheelchair getting a speeding ticket......