LOTR ... with chickens!!!

[michickenwrangler]

My neighbor's rooster is named Sam. Ours is named Fred, I joke sometimes that we should have named him Frodo

So I was thinking, if there was a remake of the LOTR trilogy using chickens instead of live actors, what kind of chickens/poultry would play each character?

I was thinking: bantam cochins or bantam brahmas for the hobbits

A barred rock rooster for Aragorn since Gondor's colors are black and white, possibly silver penciled instead.

Turkeys for orcs?


Anyone else have any ideas?

 

[FarmerJamie]

Meaties playing the orc role. They have the smell part of the character down pat.

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

No, no, no Emus should be the orcs!

 

[michickenwrangler]

Emus for trolls?

Modern games or maybe phoenix for the elves?