Ended May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[007Sean]

 

[Cynthia12]

 

[007Sean]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

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I have said for years,
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did."


"Not screaming at the top of my lungs like his passengers."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

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DD milked it pretty good. The first time she lost a tooth, all I had was a $5, no $1s. Setting a bad precedent.
Once I couldn't remember if I put money there so I snuck in, couldn't find the cash so I slipped a 5 under her pillow.
The little witch admitted years later that she found the cash and 'played possum' while I put the second bill in place.

 

[Cynthia12]

 

[Cynthia12]

 

[Cynthia12]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]