Didn't think a Florida Judge had it in him......
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming
Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney
to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews
& observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening
to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed."
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,
"But you do, counsel, your client is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of
any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools' Day.'
Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart,
there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court,
that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. *Therefore,
April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."*
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming
Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney
to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews
& observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening
to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed."
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,
"But you do, counsel, your client is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of
any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools' Day.'
Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart,
there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court,
that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. *Therefore,
April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."*
