He can shatter your knee
He can suck the stink out of a bathroom stall
His acting wins him awards
He can spit dragon fire from his breath
He can walk into Burger King, walk out with your onion rings.... and your whopper
Hey! Even *I* watched Walker Texas Ranger as a kid! Look it up and watch some episodes
Course I must say WTR was a little unrealistic sometimes, what with the bad guys always choosing to fight instead of run and ganging up on him to boot.... I think Jackie Chans fights are a bit more realistic minus the parts where in real life he would only get a hard stunt right 1 out of 5 times or something... at least there is more reality there
And no one be mean to Jackie.... Or I will find you....