Mean ole DH

[pricem11]

OK that calls for revenge! Go grab a plastic tool set from the toy section at Big Lots and replace a few in his tool box before he leaves for work in the morning

 

[Southern28Chick]

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I want to get him back not have him kill me!!!

 

[pricem11]

Or if you pack his lunch, put in a Lunchables, a box of animal crackers, and a crazy straw.

 

[Southern28Chick]

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That's more like it! I do pack his lunch. Hahaha revenge is mine!!!

Well actually he might like it and want lunchables every day. He usually gets 2 ham sandwiches in homemade bread and sometimes a slice of banana nut bread. Money's tight right now so instead of buying bread I found it's cheaper to bake it myself (even though it does take 3 hours).

 

[rooster-red]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Wait a couple of weeks so he won't be suspecting anything.

 

[frankenchick]

Will that egg inspire the girls . . . or terrify them?!

Like the stories people tell you when you're pregnant:

"40 hours of agony . . ."
"Epidural? Never begged for anything so hard!"
"70% effaced, and they sent me home!"
"Now, I love the baby sooo much, I don't even think about sex anymore"

You know.

 

[ozark hen]

I believe I would head for the toy store and try to find some plastic fried eggs and bacon!! You could take some fishing line and tie all his tools together in his pouch? Or stick a couple plastic ones in with his reg. tools. He might not see them until he gets up on a roof and the other guys will see him with it. that would be too funny.

 

[WindyOaksYokes]

My DH is sitting here reading this LOL... he said to get a bread bag... put it in his boot... and then fill it with the expanding foam... it does not destroy his boots!!!

another one.... vasaline on the hammer handle

screw hard hat down... but of course you would have to be at the job site..

put incense in the welding rod holder

put your langerie (sp?) in his lunch box... or a pair of those big granny panties...

LMAO... can you tell my DH used to be a construction worker

 

[Southern28Chick]

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Those are great!!! My DH is a HVAC Service Tech. His company made everyone work this entire weekend to install 60 units in office buildings. He's out there with HVAC guys and construction guys. I wish he did this to me yesterday so I could have used the granny panties one on him today. This is his last day on the roof (hopefully).

Hey, I've always wondered what does LMAO mean?

 

[WindyOaksYokes]

LMAO = Laughing My A** Off

If he telles me anymore ideas I wlll be sure to let you know lol