Men and their secrets! HAHAHA! Update page 3

[gritsar]

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No, we are about 2 1/2 hours from the breeder's place in Texas. We live in an area called the Ark-La-Tex; the corner where Texas, Louisiana and Arkansas meet.
It's gonna take everything DH's got to keep me from camping out on the breeder's doorstep for the next five weeks.

 

[rnoyster]

A short story to explain this thread....

Once upon a time, a man walking on the beach found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp a Genie appeared and gave the man one wish for anything that he truly wanted. The man thought and thought before answering. He finally told the genie that he was afraid to fly, and afraid of boats so he wanted a bridge from mainland USA to Hawaii so that he could drive there to see the sights. The Genie explained to him that there wasn't enough steel, and concrete in the entire world to make this happen and that he would need to make another wish. After some intense thought, the man asked the Genie to make him understand everything that there was to know about women. To which the Genie replied...... "Do you want a two lane bridge of a four lane bridge!" Enough Said!!!!!!!!LOL!

 

[Junkmanme]

Wimmen have MORE connections between the Hemispheres of their brain than Men do.

That's WHY they can't make up their minds. (They are ALWAYS arguing with themselves.)

Seems like a "waste of time and energy" to me..............

-Junkmanme-

 

[call ducks]

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seems like a waste of time and energy to me too

 

[Slywoody]

Fortunatley, I learned early in life that women are always right and i'm fine with it. That could be why i live alone, although i still love to tease them a little and amazingly enough, the most of them have a great sense of humor.

 

[debilorrah]

Gentlemen, all I can say is that there is a very good reason that God gave women the ability to have children instead of men.

 

[gritsar]

Y'all are too funny. I'll let you know what the gift is when I get it, in case anyone's interested.

Did I mention men are sneaky? He'll make like he's getting the new shotgun for me, but he really wants a reason to have another gun in this house. He's lost interest in the cowboy-action revolver.

Speaking of which, I just checked the gun cabinet and that particular revolver is not there. Hmmmm........

 

[debilorrah]

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They try to be sneaky, though Ken is really good at it.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

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In my house we call that prouling

 

[Junkmanme]

Back when I was married......and doing a LOT of shooting.........

When I wanted another gun, I just took an empty gun case out that looked full and came back with the gun, then put it in my "loading room". (That saved "unnecessary quibling".)

Weeks later, my wife would say...when did you buy that?

Response: "Oh, a long time ago"

Ha-Ha !!!
-Junkmanme-

P.S. I once "bought her" a really nice Winchester Mod. 70 .257 Roberts Super-Grade (I sure did like shooting THAT ONE!)
P.P.S. at that time, I was the Sole "Bread-Winner" ....so I didn't feel that I was spending HER money.