I really, really hate to say it but the time has about come for my three BBB's. We need to serve one to relatives next weekend, so I am figuring next wednesday or thursday will be the day.
However, they (Larry especially) are so darn *big* -- they are about 5 months old -- that I am having a little trouble wrapping my mind around how I am going to do this singlehanded. And it *does* need to be singlehanded, sigh.
At the moment I am thinking I can temporarily bolt a spare fencepost across the two gateposts of the turkey paddock, throw a couple loops around the bird's feet and hoist it up, upside down.
I am leery of planning to just slit their throats, though, as I have recently been whacked briskly in the face by the wings of slightly younger Ridley bronzes and it *hurt*, I do not think I want to get inadvertantly punched by a 30-40 lb bird. But I do not know how I could make a Larry sized cone nor get him *into* it.
What if I poked a hole in the corner of a feedbag for the neck to stick out, I wonder if that would control the flapping enough, do you think?
Or I could lug a stump over and use an axe, I spose, then stand waaaay back.
I dunno, anyone have any advice on SOLO processing of very large turkeys? Biggest thing I've done previously was a 9 lb CornishX and that's really not in the same league.
(I am figuring that Larry will have to be parted out, I don't believe he'll fit in the fridge or oven whole and i don't have big enough bags anyhow - the hens are more reasonable sized although of course still Large)
Thanks very much for any suggestions,
Pat
However, they (Larry especially) are so darn *big* -- they are about 5 months old -- that I am having a little trouble wrapping my mind around how I am going to do this singlehanded. And it *does* need to be singlehanded, sigh.
At the moment I am thinking I can temporarily bolt a spare fencepost across the two gateposts of the turkey paddock, throw a couple loops around the bird's feet and hoist it up, upside down.
I am leery of planning to just slit their throats, though, as I have recently been whacked briskly in the face by the wings of slightly younger Ridley bronzes and it *hurt*, I do not think I want to get inadvertantly punched by a 30-40 lb bird. But I do not know how I could make a Larry sized cone nor get him *into* it.
What if I poked a hole in the corner of a feedbag for the neck to stick out, I wonder if that would control the flapping enough, do you think?
Or I could lug a stump over and use an axe, I spose, then stand waaaay back.
I dunno, anyone have any advice on SOLO processing of very large turkeys? Biggest thing I've done previously was a 9 lb CornishX and that's really not in the same league.
(I am figuring that Larry will have to be parted out, I don't believe he'll fit in the fridge or oven whole and i don't have big enough bags anyhow - the hens are more reasonable sized although of course still Large)
Thanks very much for any suggestions,
Pat