This is my 3rd year pining for ducks.  I'm thinking I should just do it.  Maybe just 2?  Any suggestions on what kind?  Nothing too loud, we have close neighbors.  I think Muscovies would be a good fit for our situation (no natural water source, nothing too loud), though I am hopeful for duck eggs too, and I know they aren't a good choice for that.  Any other ideas?  Or are ducks a terrible idea?  They will not be free-range, (don't want to deal with the runny duck poop and my barefoot kids) the run space I can devote to them would be about 5 x 20, and I have an XL dog house (3x5) that I was thinking of using for them....