More home owner association woes.
The house we currently like best as far as location, price, floor plan, build quality, etc. is in an association that allows pets... sort of but kinda not really.
"No animals, livestock or poultry of any kind shall be raised, bred or kept in any Townhome Property except that up to one (1) dog, up to two (2) cats or other household pets may be kept provided they are not kept, bred or maintained for any commercial purpose and do not exceed fifteen (15) pounds.
Any such pet causing or creating a nuisance or unreasonable disturbance shall be permanently removed from the Townhome Property upon thirty (30) days' written notice from the Association. Pets shall be leashed at all times and may not be tethered outside or left unattended when outside any Townhome Property, and no pet shall be permitted to defecate on any Parcel....Additional rules and regulations pertaining to maintenance of dogs and cats shall be prescribed by the Association, including the removal of any pet creating a nuisance."
We don't have any pets anymore but dd has a dog that is pretty much perfect except she can't be left in a kennel. So dd brings her when she comes. And I want my closest friend to bring her dog too. Both dd and my friend live far away so they spend a couple of days at a time when they come.
And the principle of it. Sheesh.
Besides, they will probably think my truck is "dipalitated." She runs great but she has spent 23 years on roads that get salted in the winter. "Dilapidated" vehicles are on the list of things that are "strictly prohibited."
The driveway is long enough, though. That is something. The garage is not deep enough to park her in it. I'm not sure that would matter, the bylaws also state at least some requirements for the inside of the house ...
"Each Townhome Owner shall maintain in good condition his
or her Townhome, at the expense of said Owners, including, but not limited to, interior painting, wall-papering, window washing, cleaning, paneling, floor covering.. 
The Association reserves the right to enter upon any Townhome to correct or eliminate nuisances or
violations of any or all of the foregoing,..."