Anyone else been having fun with racoons lately? Combined, my Dad and I have sent 14 of the buggers to a new plane of existence, but there's still two more that we know of that need to go into the light.
It doesn't help much that the property next door is owned by a guy who's been dead for 5 years, and it is currently being used as a portal by his various relatives and their hanger-oners to trespass onto everyone elses' place (including ours). The half dozen camper shells/trailers and the rotting remnant of a coop littering the place just adds to the fun. Tempts me to grab some gasoline, a lighter, some marshmallows and start singing "Kum-ba-ya!", but it wouldn't be worth the hassle. Love thy neighbor has some issues.
I also have an EE rooster Slug who hit puberty (like a brick wall) and he's gone temporarily insane. Walks around cackling like Beavis and Butthead, macking on all the pullets, especially my young Silkie pullet Mousse. Unfortunately, she already has an admirer in my Silkie roo Squirrel, so it's "Young and the Restless" over here. I even had to - Silkie people avert your eyes - give Squirrel a crew cut so the nutjob would have a harder time ambushing him. He's got a high top now, but Squirrel loves it. He can see now! What amazing sights to gaze upon! And those blobs- they're HENS! Time to do the feather dance!