Michigan

[RIRJen]

Oh boy...here's a good one for ya. Shows where my mind wanders to.

My younger brother says to me "Ya, I'm going to a PBR party out at a friends house". I was very impressed and asked him what channel it was on...he laughed his butt off and explained to me that he wasn't going to watch Professional Bull Riding, he was going to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon!

 

[ChicwannaB]

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Oh my GOSH, that is a total riot. I didn't think anybody was dumber than me!!!

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[ChicwannaB]

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[1muttsfan]

If you think people look at brown eggs funny you should see them when they see a blue egg

 

[KrisRose]

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Wow, 2/3? I would have thought that just 1/3 would need to be cut. I would have spent that time to trim their feathers just to watch them escape over the fence!!! lol

 

[ChicwannaB]

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The guy I'm dating brought his 8 yr old daughter over on Saturday and during dinner she remarked, "That's cheating. You don't have to buy eggs at the store. You just take them and put them in your fridge!"

So I hafta share my "dumbest" remark ever: Went to a baseball game with my boyfriend, this was looooong ago, and I'm setting there in the bleachers with tons of baseball minded people all around me and I ask, right out loud "How come there's only 9 innings, is that really fair that one team gets to bat 5 times and the other only 4 times?" EVERYbody turned around and looked at me with jaws in their laps!!! No kidding.

Believe it or not that guy eventually asked me to marry him. I declined. He was already a dad and I knew I wasn't mature enuf to be taking that on.

 

[michickenwrangler]

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I also had to warn this guy that his 8 yr old daughter would be exposed to chicken sex, which my 6 yr old daughter casually explained as "fertilizing eggs."

It was interesting trying to explain my dominant hen mounting one of the submissive hens while the rooster watched and cackled.

 

[babigyrl22]

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Oh my GOSH, that is a total riot. I didn't think anybody was dumber than me!!!

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Well see...the rooster fertilizing the egg AFTER it's being hatched is a valid hypothesis except the hard shell part of the whole birthing process. hmmm....LOL. Then again, I've probably watched waaaaay too many sci-fi films and tv shows.

 

[RaZ]

I had one more question this afternoon..."do chickens sleep at night?".
Being the smartypants that I am, I said that I have vampire chickens and they eat cats at night.

She said, "Good. There are too many cats here".

WTF?

 

[KrisRose]

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Oh my GOSH, that is a total riot. I didn't think anybody was dumber than me!!!

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Well see...the rooster fertilizing the egg AFTER it's being hatched is a valid hypothesis except the hard shell part of the whole birthing process. hmmm....LOL. Then again, I've probably watched waaaaay too many sci-fi films and tv shows.

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Spock is totally hot

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