How is this for chicken math...?
Chick Days at
TSC...want 3 but have to buy 6 (6 x $1.99)
Chick food - stock up so I save a trip to two (2 x $9.99)
Food cup - get an extra so 1 is always clean (2 x $5.99)
Water cup - same as above (2 x $5.99)
Pine shavings (2 x $8.99)
Plastic water trough as a brooder ( $75.00)
Red heat lamp bulbs - already have the clamp-on fixture ($8.99)
What the heck, might as well have a spare fixture ($6.99)
Magazine? Why not ($5.99)
Another pine shaving bale to save that later trip ($8.99)
So as the cute cashier is ringing this all up I flirt with her shamelessly.
The weather is still pretty chilly so she says leave the chicks while we load you up. OK. Carry out 2 pine bales, buddy carries the food, we pull around the side. Load the trough, pull back out front. Go in for the chicks while the cashier carries out the 3rd bale, I put the box of peeps in the cab while buddy gets the rest of the goods.
So I get home and set up the whole shebang...there are 7 chicks! Check the receipt...Paid for 3 pine but but had 4 in the truck...everything else was correct, but wait. They never charged me for the peepers... (7 x $0.00)
Since the cost of chickens is multiplied by the cost of materials and the chickens didn't cost anything, the net total was ZERO!