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Maybe we should make our own calender... Michigander Chickens!

Now that's an idea!! Go for it, I'll be willing to help in someway and I'd even buy a few!!
 
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Oh I've exploded eggs in the pan before. I forgot I was boiling them. That egg did a number on your microwave.
 
Can you shoot kids in the butt with a bb gun for terrorizing chickens? A little jerk of a kid was on his bike and decided to ride his bike up on the edge of my lawn to chase my chickens, yelling while he was doing it. He didn't realise I was going to come out the door. I told him I caught him at it again i'd shoot him in the butt.
 
I was so mad! Jeez, I hope he tells his parents what I said, and then I can tell them that I will call the cops and get his butt in trouble for animal cruelty if I catch him at it again. What is wrong with teenage boys? I know... its a boy. But THEY are MY CHICKENS!
 
The other day, 2 boys about 8-10 years old kept walking back and forth in front of my house. When I went out to see what they were doing they walked away. But they came right back; they had a smart phone and had the nerve to ask if I had wi-fi (I do, it's secure). I said no but the one said, "but you have a signal from your house". So I asked him why he was trying to steal what didn't belong to him.

Got the stupid blank look that all kids seem to have. And people wonder why I don't like kids.
 
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two boys about 12 ish standing at the property line leaning on their bicycles pitching rocks and taunting my dear lab mix jack trying to get him mad I guess so he would cross his boundry line (he wears a bright red shock collar) and get a shock. I caught them at it and hollered "What ya gonna do if he does come across his shock line and comes after ya." Not very bright. They could be on that show the dumbest stunts or stupid criminals.
 
The cops just came. Apparently the kids went and told there mom that I threatened to shoot them for "trying to get my chickens out of the road"
I told the officer that wasn't the case, because I was standing on the porch getting ready to feed them, and they come onto my property with their bikes chasing them, they didn't see me on the porch till I yelled at them that I was going to shoot them if I caught them terrorizing my chickens again.... I told the cop I was so mad, and that no, I do not have a gun, I was just mad and told em I'd shoot em to scare them. Well I can't do that. DANG! I am not in trouble, he just wanted my side, and was not happy with what I told him. I told him that If I knew where the little poop lived I'da went to his house and told his mother myself what her little dalmer was doing.
 
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