So I called city hall today, to find out whether or not we're legal, because this one Khaki Campbell apparently feels it is her duty to the world to quack non-stop...LOUDLY. lol I am not bothered by it, but I'm pretty sure my neighbors might not appreciate it and I really don't want them to get mad and call code enforcement on me, since I was told it's only legal if they're a THOUSAND feet from a residence! (WTH?) We have another KC female that I know is a female because she can quack, she just chooses not to. She's very quiet. Then we have a Pekin that can be really noisy when she feels like it, but it's usually only 2 or three times a day for a few minutes. The Pekin is much louder than the KC when she gets going, but she really only does it if she wants food or she sees us in the back and she's not roaming the whole yard. (They have a large area of the yard fenced off to keep them off the patio.) This one KC, though...The stress of constantly worrying about the neighbors getting mad and reporting us is not worth it. I'm really bummed about it, but I don't know what else to do when I'm trying to surreptitiously break the law. lol Anyone have any recommendations for a QUIET female duck (other than muscovy)?