Minnesota!

[Coffee 1st]

I am working on writing an exam/questionaire for people wanting into the Redneck club. After all we do have to maintain our standards.

I have these questions so far and am willing to take suggestions..








Redneck Test:

7-12 points is probationary member
over 12 your in
under 7 tough luck

Give yourself a point for each of these true items:

1. I own an outhouse
2. I have a pickup truck older than 12 years old
3. I wear socks with sandals
4. I own a spear or pitch fork I have used to stab fish
5. I have cleaned a bullhead
6. I have a gun rack in one or more vehicles
7. I consider a snowmobile and 4-wheeler a vehicle
8. I have skun a fur bearing critter
9. I own an animal trap
10. I eat wild animals
11. I have drank too much cheap beer at least once
12. I have more than 1000 rounds of ammunition
13. I consider wearing camo dressing up
14. I have a stock tank for a bath tub
15. I have a relative related to me through both my parents
16. I know an Ice house is not for storing ice
17. I have used and enjoy tanerite
18. 8th grade was hardest 3 years of my life
19. People walk gingerly through my yard to avoid stepping in Poop
20. People avoid me because they know I will tell them about my poultry

Subtract 1 point for:

1. I own a suit
2. I have worn said suit more than once
3. I have an electric car
4. I have no dogs over 50 pounds
5. My dog is named Muffy, Buffy or Fluffy
6. I do not know what Tannerite is
7. Having never fished bullheads
8. I have never had a fishing, hunting or trapping license
9. I do not know what an outhouse is for
10. People have never rolled their eyes at me for mentioning my poultry
11. You have no idea what Shoot, shovel and shut-up (the 3 S's) refer too
12. I drink my beer warm or dark
13. I do not think "skun" is a word
14. Your home does not lack at least one of the following: Trim, walls, steps, sinks, or other major items

Im never going to get in the club,,,so far im minus 4....

 

[Cluckies]

Hey guys! I haven't been on here for a long time!! I'm from Minnesota. lol

uuhhh dunno what to say. Hi, I guess. . . . . . . . . . *cricket chirping awkwardly in the background*

Hi!

 

[Coffee 1st]

I really like this one.

my neighbors would kill me...

 

[Coffee 1st]

Hey it's a gorgeous moon out there. Ralphie I think you should get points for having more vehicles than drivers at your place, and for having spare pallets just in case you need them. Maybe points for knowing difference between a pitchfork hayfork and rock fork.

Nooo then im going to be minus even more points...LOL

 

[Coffee 1st]

I'm exhausted,, Chickens are allot of work.. OK so i decided to make my run bigger,,,even though i JUST built it.. so yesterday i found on Craig's list a bunch of free wood i just had to take apart a wooden wall 8 x 8's green treated with BIG spikes``crow bar and sledge hammer worked great`` ..OMG i didn't think i could do it BUT i did,,well most of it anyways i got to tired when i got to the last 3 layers. the owner said in the add MUST take all.. BUT i think he was impressed that i actually got that much done, I was too... anyways after unloading most of it last night 3 trips i thought i was going to die... took HOT bath caked myself with Icy Hot and downed a pain pill i was saving...LOL... So today I started laying out the run, again I'm not really sure what I'm doing i just keep winging it and hope it turns out. I'm going to expand it to go around the oak tree. and i will have to figure out how to block the top off so critters don't climb down the tree into the run... Anyways i got to get my chainsaw out again today i will have to give her a name soon...

 

[duluthralphie]

Potato gun should be points.
Pallets for sure

Lala I bet you and I are the only one that knows the difference, BTW in my family we called the rock fork a potato fork.




Oh and I never took the exam so I have no Idea what my score is.

 

[Cluckies]

I'm exhausted,, Chickens are allot of work.. OK so i decided to make my run bigger,,,even though i JUST built it.. so yesterday i found on Craig's list a bunch of free wood i just had to take apart a wooden wall 8 x 8 green treated with BIG spikes``crow bar and sledge hammer worked great`` ..OMG i didn't think i could do it BUT i did,,well most of it anyways i got to tired when i got to the last 3 layers. the owner said in the add MUST take all.. BUT i think he was impressed that i actually got that much done, I was too... anyways after unloading most of it last night 3 trips i thought i was going to die... took HOT bath caked myself with Icy Hot and downed a pain pill i was saving...LOL... So today I started laying out the run, again I'm not really sure what I'm doing i just keep winging it and hope it turns out. I'm going to expand it to go around the oak tree. and i will have to figure out how to block the top off so critters don't climb down the tree into the run... Anyways i got to get my chainsaw out again today i will have to give her a name soon...

Great job!

 

[duluthralphie]

Ok took it I scored 18.. with the new suggestions I am at 19...

 

[The BlanchRanch]

I'm exhausted,, Chickens are allot of work.. OK so i decided to make my run bigger,,,even though i JUST built it.. so yesterday i found on Craig's list a bunch of free wood i just had to take apart a wooden wall 8 x 8's green treated with BIG spikes``crow bar and sledge hammer worked great`` ..OMG i didn't think i could do it BUT i did,,well most of it anyways i got to tired when i got to the last 3 layers. the owner said in the add MUST take all.. BUT i think he was impressed that i actually got that much done, I was too... anyways after unloading most of it last night 3 trips i thought i was going to die... took HOT bath caked myself with Icy Hot and downed a pain pill i was saving...LOL... So today I started laying out the run, again I'm not really sure what I'm doing i just keep winging it and hope it turns out. I'm going to expand it to go around the oak tree. and i will have to figure out how to block the top off so critters don't climb down the tree into the run... Anyways i got to get my chainsaw out again today i will have to give her a name soon...

Good job. Getting more?

 

[The BlanchRanch]

This one is a big laugh!!!! You would swear.