Scandia,, what I do if I am getting company..
If it is the preacher, I hide the beer cases and playboys..
If it is the Jehovah witnesses, I hide behind the couch.
If it is a politician, I grab a gun and tell them I am skunk hunting
If it is a girl scout selling cookies, I get enough money to buy out her supply of thin mints
If it is another redneck friend I, put more beer in the fridge
If it is a non-redneck uppity beer drinking friend I take the corona out of the fridge to warm up and put dark food coloring in it
If it is a salesman I sic the dog on em
If it is a bill collector I either Hide behind the couch, sic the dog on em, call the Jehovah witnesses to come over, grab a gun to go skunk hunting, hide the thin mints, lock the beer in the fridge, offer him a warm beer, after the dog licks the top of the can.
If it is the preacher, I hide the beer cases and playboys..
If it is the Jehovah witnesses, I hide behind the couch.
If it is a politician, I grab a gun and tell them I am skunk hunting
If it is a girl scout selling cookies, I get enough money to buy out her supply of thin mints
If it is another redneck friend I, put more beer in the fridge
If it is a non-redneck uppity beer drinking friend I take the corona out of the fridge to warm up and put dark food coloring in it
If it is a salesman I sic the dog on em
If it is a bill collector I either Hide behind the couch, sic the dog on em, call the Jehovah witnesses to come over, grab a gun to go skunk hunting, hide the thin mints, lock the beer in the fridge, offer him a warm beer, after the dog licks the top of the can.