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Are you sure it was the vodka???? Maybe you're Scottish and the need to wear a kilt goes a little deeper.
There is , after all. nothing like a cool breeze on a summer day.
blue make-up??? maybe you were a mime in a former life, either that or too ashamed in the kilt to let anyone know who you are.
Either way - if it removes your misery and hurts no-one - POWER TO YA
Yes, I claim my Scottish heritage. In addition to the blue make up (just once), I was also painted green and gold at my bachelor party by my "friends?"
The vodka and "bad influences" always got me into those strange situations.